Akpos Jokes: Job Application

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.

You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.

Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Akpos Obojete.

Akpos Jokes: Miraculous Recovery

Miraculous Recovery Akpos was lying unconscious in an hospital bed. After a week he finally regained consciousness. The doctor was immediately summoned. DOCTOR: Your recovery was a miracle. AKPOS: Thank God! That means I don't have to pay you.

Akpos Jokes

Future Reference The kids refused to come together to take a class picture for their year book at a primary school. The teacher, trying to cajole them said, "we should all take this picture so that when you're all rich and famous you can point at each other in the yearbook and say, Look! There's Dan, his a big lawyer! And there's Samuel, he's the president!" Akpos laughed and said, "And there's the teacher, she's dead!"

Akpos Jokes: End Your With at Least a Smile

I should have

WIFE: I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you. HUSBAND: But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal.


A tale of two mums AKPOS: Mum, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MUM: Idiot! Its your Mother that will die, not mine. Who is more stupid? Why Should I Akpos, Ken and Seth went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor saw them, called the police and unfortunately for them they were caught. POLICE:[to Ken] What's your name? There was no answer. POLICE:[to Seth] What's your name? He didn't respond either. POLICE:[to Akpos] What's your name? AKPOS: Ken and Seth did not mention their names why should I?

Akpos Joke: Walking

Akpos was on his way to school. He was
supposed to take taxi to the school:

AKPOS: How much is the fare to the
campus?
DRIVER: Two Cedis.
Akpos: What about my load?
DRIVER: I won’t charge you that.
AKpos: Then take my load to the school I can walk.